Funny One Liners

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!