Funny One Liners

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table

Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball

My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg

Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems