One Liners

Funny One Liners

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used

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Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut

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That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it

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The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass

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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"

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The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right.

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