Funny One Liners

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!

Only in America,do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one

An iron rule of a leader, make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty