Funny One Liners

We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable

Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iPhone, when I was a child all I wanted was a dog

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever

Child's experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests