Funny One Liners

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot

That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket

Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce

Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes