Funny One Liners
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votesWhat do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votesAccidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesThe only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby
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