Funny One Liners

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

I was told I have a sick mind. I can't disagree

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture

Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it