Funny One Liners

I would love to insult you, however, that would be beyond the level of your intelligence

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it