Funny One Liners

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break

Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers