Funny One Liners

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.

A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily...

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.