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Funny One Liners

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.

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Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.

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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.

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