Funny One Liners

What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...