Funny One Liners

Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"

Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.