Funny One Liners

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies

Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults

Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts