Funny One Liners

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already

Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month

Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it

My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!