Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

For years I didn't think women had heads

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men