Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.84 from: 19 votes

If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.31 from: 13 votes

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.22 from: 18 votes

Greeting Vultures!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.57 from: 7 votes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes

The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 14 votes

Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.64 from: 11 votes