Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votesDon't let these slits on my wrists fool you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesAhhh, Home Sweet Hell
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votesIf I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votesI'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.14 from: 7 votesWhy would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.48 from: 23 votesSo I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes