Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup

Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional

Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home

Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine