Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votesRemember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.59 from: 17 votesRemember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votesI left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesIt's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.76 from: 17 votesToday is the first day of the end of your life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 6 votesProbably God, personally delivering a plague
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes